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"Nuclear Family" stickers are here and ready to order! Stickers measure 8.75" x 5", and are silkscreened on kiss-cut clear vinyl using white and black ink (so they'll show up if put them on something other than a car window).   "Nuclear Family" vinyl sticker $6 + shipping |
Genuine plastic Thermos-brand lunchboxes (Made in America!), some of the last ever manufactured, available in "Eric Roberts" and "Gran Torino" styles. Perfect for holding your lunch, your art supplies, your Star Wars action figure collection, pretty much anything that can fit in an 8" x 7" x 4" box (image area on the front measures 7" x 5.25"). NOTE: PInk lunchboxes are now sold out!!
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$22 + shipping |
Protect your crazy phone from the future with an old-fashioned piece of art! Choose your style of case, pick a design from the pull-down menu, and have your case shipped out to you pronto! "Barely There" cases are a thin plastic shell that snaps over your phone (as pictured above); "Tough" cases have an extra layer of rubber padding (seen here).
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$34.99 + shipping |
$39.99 + shipping |
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$34.99 + shipping |
$39.99 + shipping |
The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set consists of a double-sided 8.5 x 11 inch play background (depicting "tropical island" and "haunted castle" environments) and one 8.5 x 11 inch sheet of nine vinyl cling stickers: 3 full-body Nicolas Cages, battle axe, skateboard, ice cream cone, scary ghost, parrot, and space helmet. Create scenes, mix and match accessories. Vinyl cling stickers can be used again and again! Click here for more info on the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set.
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(9 vinyl stickers and double-sided backdrop) $12 + shipping |
The original "Law & Order" Coloring Book changed the world forever. And now it's back!
$10 + shipping |
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This paint-by-number kit lets you recreate three incredible masterpieces: Brave Cone Dog, Uncanny Valley, and Bad Day on the High Sea. Paint by Number Kit (3 patterns, 6 paints, brush) $13 + shipping |
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These prints are smaller and more affordable, but are still made using archival inks on lightly-textured, acid-free Velvet Fine Art paper (estimated to last 80 years under proper care) and hand-signed. Images have a white border, appropriate for matting and framing. |
 Pocket Monster |
 Zugzwanged! SOLD OUT |
 Bad Day on the High Sea
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 Battle of the Heroes (fullscreen)
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 Crimefighters (Credits March)
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 Bam Thwop |
 What Nat Saw |
 Pax Cybertronia |
 Mr. Noodle |
Norton by Bird
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 Man of Tomorrow
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 Beard with Authority
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 Killing Machine |
 Lazy Sunday Afternoon |
 Brave Cone Dog |
 The Dreamer and the Dream
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 Those that Bind
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 A Night Away |
 Arete |
 Sir Ian |
12" x 9" signed print $20 |
 Lambertback
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 No Love For Spidey
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 Sein-chucks
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 Of Bajor |
 Herzogalot Bear |
Abe-kido
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These medium-size prints are made using archival inks on lightly-textured, acid-free Velvet Fine art paper (estimated to last 80 years under proper care) and hand-signed. Images have a white border, appropriate for matting and framing. |
 Battle of the Heroes (widescreen)
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 Signifier and Signified
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 The Anguish |
 Yo Guernica!
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 The Death of Jennifer Sisko |
 Two Warriors
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 King of the Cage |
 Lazy Sunday Afternoon |
 Bad Day on the High Sea
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 Killing Machine |
 Norton Defiant
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 A Night Away |
set of two 13" x 18" signed & numbered prints $75 Limited Edition of 50 more size choices |
 Brave Cone Dog |
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 Arete |
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 Lambertback
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 Those that Bind
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 Man of Tomorrow
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 The Code
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 Nectar & Ambrosia
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 The Magic Hour |
 The Big Hurt
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 Sir Ian |
 Sein-chucks
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 Mr. Noodle |
 What Nat Saw
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 Crimefighters (Credits March)
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 The Wonder of the Unexplained |
 The Darkness and the Light
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 In Heaven |
 I am the Night
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 Fortean Norton |
 Against the Brotherhood... |
 The Sound of Adventure |
 The Serpent Tiger |
 Of Bajor |
 Uncanny Valley |
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These large-size giclee prints are made using archival inks on lightly-textured, acid-free Velvet Fine Art Paper (estimated to last 80 years under proper care) and hand-signed. Images have a white border, appropriate for matting and framing. |
 What Nat Saw |
 Mr. Noodle |
 Lazy Sunday Afternoon |
 Battle of the Heroes (widescreen)
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 Signifier and Signified
SOLD OUT |
 The Anguish |
 No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford (aqua) |
 No One Wants to Play Sega w/ Harrison Ford (tropical) |
 No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford (red) |
 No One Wants to Play Sega w/ Harrison Ford (yellow) |
 No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford (grey) |
 The Code
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 Tartarus
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 Elysium
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 King of the Cage |
 The Death of Jennifer Sisko |
 The Lesson of the Geese |
 Brave Cone Dog SOLD OUT |
 Husky Ne'er-do-Well
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 Killing Machine |
 Those that Bind
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 Arete
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 The Dreamer and the Dream
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 Two Warriors Come Out of the Sky
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 Uncanny Valley |
 Pax Cybertronia |
 Bam Thwop |
 Sir Ian |
 A Night Away |
 Man of Tomorrow
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  Norton by Bird
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 I am the Night
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 Crimefighters (Credits March)
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 Against the Brotherhood of Mutants! |
 Vulture Man |
 Waiting for Adventure |
 Lambertback
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 Pterodactylus Probing |
 Grotesque |
 Sinbad's Guide |
 Fluttermaul |
 Leading Men |
New for 2011! Here are some of the most popular paintings, reproduced in actual-size (or larger!). Prints are made on exquisite Museo Portfolio Rag paper using archival inks estimated to last 80 years under proper care (it's recommended prints be matted and framed under UV-resistant glass). Hand-signed and numbered, and delivered in heavy-duty 5"-wide mailing tubes (even more large-scale prints in other formats & designs can be found at TopatoCo.com).
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 Signifier and Signified
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 Bad Day on the High Sea
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 Lazy Sunday Afternoon
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 The Death of Jennifer Sisko
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 Uncanny Valley
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Perfect for a dorm room, cubicle, or breakfast nook are these glossy, unsigned posters! No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford, The Last Supper and Signifier and Signified measure 22" x 8.5" while Brave Cone Dog is 17" x 11", and Lazy Sunday Afternoon is a robust 24" x 18".
Posters are sent rolled in tubes. Also available: 4.25" x 5.5" I Am the Night greeting cards. Shipping will be calculated at checkout. E-mail brandonbird@gmail.com with any questions. |
 No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford (aqua) |
 The Last Supper |
 Lazy Sunday Afternoon |
 A Night Away |
 Signifier and Signified |
 Brave Cone Dog |
 I Am the Night |
From the "These Are Their Stories" show come prints of some of the raddest, baddest artwork! Each print is hand-signed and numbered by its respective artist!
Prints are made on acid-free, lightly-textured Velvet Fine Art paper using archival inks estimated to last 80 years under proper care (it's recommended prints be matted and framed under UV-resistant glass).
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 McCoy Attempts to Convict Two Bounty Hunters
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 A Band of Teens Attacks a Piano Student
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 A Missing Boy is Found
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 An Egocentric Poet's Journal
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 Detectives Look for a Racist
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 Two Teens Disappear from a Museum
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 Goren Takes on a Chess Master
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Awesome professionally-silkscreened cotton t-shirts. All shirts are now printed on classic, super-comfortable American Apparel tees! Additional shirt designs can be found at the TopatoCo.com Brandon Bird store. |
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New for 2011! Mini-Valentines! These slick 2" x 3.5" cards come with cute little envelopes and are perfect for gift tags, handing out to friends, slipping into a loved one's lunch, etc. Printed on the back of each card is a "To:" and "From:" graphic. Each set of cards includes all eight designs shown plus envelopes. Cards ship ASAP using Priority Mail within the US. Click here for more on shipping; e-mail brandonbird@gmail.com with any questions.
SVU Mini-Valentines set (8 cards + envelopes) $10 + shipping |
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Many SVU Valentines are also available as folding-style greeting cards! Cards measure 4.25" x 5.5" and have blank interiors for writing your own personalized messages, and come complete with envelopes. Available individually for $2 each (please read descriptions; some designs have sold out and are no longer available). Click here for more on shipping; e-mail brandonbird@gmail.com with any questions.
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T-mas cards come in three designs: the original "Peace on Earth," "Believe," and, new for 2011, "Joy."
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set of six 6" x 4.25" "Joy" |
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set of five 7" x 5" "Believe" cards w/ gold envelopes |
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set of five 7" x 5" "Peace on Earth" cards w/ gold envelopes $12 + shipping |
Can't find what you're looking for here? TopatoCo.com offers a bunch of other Brandon Bird products! Include huuuuuuuuuuge 44" canvas prints, exclusive T-Shirts, greeting cards, Henry Rollins Whiteboards, and more! And you can combine your order with any of the other products offered by TopatoCo's many artists. Head over to TopatoCo right now! Read more in the FAQ or e-mail brandonbird@gmail.com with any questions.
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